I was walking home from Stephy's and needed to get there fast, so I used the shortcut through the woods.
*walking catiously along the path*
"I wish Stephy was here!"
*I tripped over something*
"Woah!"
*I turned around and saw a berry*
Why is that there, I thought, and it's so large!
*I picked it up*
"I wonder if I could make a nice yummy birthday cake for Stephy with this, but first I must see if it's edibal and what kind of berry it is."
*I walked all the way home thinking about it*